A friend of mine had a Chuck Norris post today and I copied it to give you some light reading to go into the weekend. I've been a fan of Walker, Texas Ranger for quite some time (And btw, it makes me sick to think that sometimes now when people refer to 'Chuck' they're talking about that lame, wimpy dude on tv now! huh?) . . . I used to think for sure that Chuck Norris was the baddest dude in the world, but now I'm not sure if its him or Jack Bauer.
But anyways her are some little known Chuck Norris FACTS:
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice!
When the bogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King...and got it.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in three moves.
If Chuck Norris were President we wouldn't need a military.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
When Chuck Norris falls in water he doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Chuck
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and my personal favorite Chuck Norris fact....
Once....Chuck Norris was walking along and a blind man bumped into him....this mere act actually healed the blind man...and he could see. Unfortunately, the first and last thing that man ever saw, was Chuck Norris giving him a fatal roundhouse kick to the face.
Awesome! It almost like if all the facts about Chuck Norris were printed in one place, then all the books in the world couldn't hold them. . .
Speaking of books, Chuck Norris doesn't read them. He simply stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Also, Chuck Norris never cheats death. He wins fair and square.
So much to learn in so little time!
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